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Resonating Permanent Muscle Relaxer Sidearm

$780.00

The resonating sidearm shown here will make even the biggest nasties from the galaxy quake in whatever skin they may have. A multitude of resonating frequencies on a cyclic rotation of some type, will turn muscle to jelly quicker than you can say – “why the other day I was talking to the local customs officer and he happened to mention that the smuggling of sidearms into various space ports is currently on the rise. The cause of this is probably the tightening of laws banning some weapons of alien origin.” – Wow, that’s fast!

Weight = 2kg (4lbs)
Length = 360mm (14”)

ALL WEIGHTS AND LENGTHS/HEIGHTS ARE APPROXIMATE

1 in stock

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